this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
