You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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