I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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