Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
nutella sex= disaster
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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