watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
no you cant smoke seaweed
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
They took my balls.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Randomize
