Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Houston, we have a blender
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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