Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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