why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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