There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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