ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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