just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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