You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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