what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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