what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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