You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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