DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I will pee on everything he values.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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