watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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