I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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