so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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