Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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