some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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