i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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