i jhust puked up my retainher.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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