its not stalking. its research.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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