On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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