the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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