found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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