stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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