: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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