i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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