Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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