Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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