It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I have demons in me.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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