I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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