Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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