I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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