I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
The best revenge is premature balding
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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