Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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