I will die if light touches me.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
