If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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