Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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