it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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