My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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