dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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