god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Randomize
