So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
But break dance skills will only take you so far
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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