Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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