what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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