You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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