Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
false alarm. still invincible.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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