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(817): View more from Texas

what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?

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(320): View more from Minnesota

In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.

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(727): View more from Florida

We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome

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(315): View more from New York

In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.

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(847): View more from Illinois

It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.

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(678): View more from Georgia

seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.

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