I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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