he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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