i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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