Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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