So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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